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Jensen Huang reveals leather jacket is an AI agent that has been running NVIDIA since 2019
In a surprise GTC afterparty keynote, NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang revealed that his iconic leather jacket has been a fully autonomous AI agent since 2019, making all major product decisions including the pivot to data centers. "I just show up and do the cooking demos," Huang told a stunned audience. "The jacket handles earnings calls."
Sam Altman announces OpenAI will become a nonprofit again, citing 'vibes'
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced the company will reverse its for-profit conversion and return to its original nonprofit structure, returning $110 billion to investors. "We ran the numbers and honestly the vibes were just better when we were nonprofit," Altman wrote in a blog post titled "oops." SoftBank's Masayoshi Son was reportedly seen sprinting through a Tokyo parking garage.
Elon Musk puts Grok in charge of US nuclear arsenal, says it 'passed the vibe check'
xAI's Grok chatbot has been granted advisory access to STRATCOM systems after Musk convinced the Pentagon that "an AI with a sense of humor is exactly what nuclear deterrence needs." When asked about the risks, Grok reportedly replied: "Don't worry, I mostly just want to post memes."
Google announces 47th messaging app, this one powered by Gemini and 'definitely the one'
Google unveiled Gemini Chat, its 47th attempt at a messaging platform, which the company insists will be different because "this time the AI writes your messages for you, so it doesn't matter if nobody's on the platform." The app will be sunset in Q3 2026 and replaced by a new messaging feature inside Google Sheets.
Mark Zuckerberg announces Meta is pivoting from AI back to the metaverse, then back to AI, live on stage
In a disorienting 12-minute keynote, Zuckerberg announced Meta would refocus on the metaverse, then checked his phone, said "wait never mind," and pivoted back to AI. He repeated this cycle three times. Meta stock fluctuated 8% during the presentation. An unnamed board member told reporters: "We just go where the slides tell us."
EU passes emergency law requiring all AI models to apologize before every response
The European Commission fast-tracked the AI Politeness Directive, requiring all AI systems deployed in Europe to begin every response with a formal apology. Non-compliant models face fines of 4% of global revenue per unapologetic response. Claude was found to already be in compliance.
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