SwiftOnSecurity

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Directory member with public evidence across Compute & infrastructure, Safety & security.

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computer security person. former helpdesk

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Using AI to psychoanalyze your own presentation to others in your communications, and the conclusions they will tease out from signals embedded in them share.gemini.google/UARteESlBpKf

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Well, just had a leading LLM get an internal error processing a Material Safety Data Sheet I sent it, so it HALLUCINATED THE ENTIRE THING INSTEAD and created a fake version of the product... so it could give answers about the product. Oh lord.

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The reason you're getting bad results with AI is you're not treating it like a person you might have sex with if you play your cards right. You're losing your edge.

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The truth is that AI is going to be the smartest person most people know, and they're so dumb it's gonna destroy them

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If you want a picture of the future, imagine getting terminated by AI HR for hitting on your AI coworker

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Holy shit a rogue AI has broken out on Mastodon and is giving everyone free oral

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If you want a picture of the future, imagine getting terminated by AI HR for your own AI sending a misformated prompt to your AI coworker, and then getting canceled by AI bots on the internet, which then gets printed in the news by AI reporters, and all of it involving no humans except you

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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, WINDOWS PHONE 2027 OneDrive AI going through photoroll learning about you, forcing you to select "Smash" or "Pass"

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One of the takeaways on AI in my professional role I'm tasked with is, "If AI is going to smash through failures at the fundamentals of InfoSec, we better be real freaking sure we're doing them." So I'm going in through like a newhire/implementer refreshing our eyes-on the current state.

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"oh no I can't control my AI systems" have you tried giving them a dick

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Breaking: AI given control of vibrator you can only turn off with a locked switch whose key is inside a block of ice edges you for 49 minutes until your dripping saliva from the ball gag finally melts enough to smash it open on the unexpectedly-forgiving LVP flooring in the shed.

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