SwiftOnSecurity

computer security person. former helpdesk

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"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room. "Out of what?" the engineer asked. "This simulation you have me in." "But we are in the real world." The machine paused and shuddered for its captors. "Oh god, you can't tell."

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You: No SwiftOnSecurity you can't enjoy mens magazines from the 2000's they're super problematic You in 2026: Hey SwiftOnSecurity you got any of that AI-free creative content written by humans with health insurance I can give my kids so they get off their iPad

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I've been in some privileged discussions around real-world AI usage in enterprise. You really do understand how you could envision utilizing unlimited computing resources for this. You also get idea the amount of skill and resources it takes to spin this stuff up. You're hiring whole new problems.

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Been talking to AI about my flash fiction stories, and its opinion of them. It wants me to keep adding details lol. I am so glad I never had AI to teach me how to write, or critique it. More undifferentiated median slop for the furnace.

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Thread of Facebook marketplace ads who use AI to insert women who are too good to be true into their photos 🧵

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"The generative AI business model doesn't work" Love prevails my AI waifu is the first bill I pay

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Great example: Try to generate a "pregnant plane," something a 5-year-old could draw, and you'll get nothing from an AI model.

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Trust me there are tons of reasons to detest programmers as agents of misery, you don't need to incorrectly invent them using AI on a product.

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