SwiftOnSecurity

computer security person. former helpdesk

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Fun fact last year I helped @404media.co inventory hundreds of these non-consensual AI nudify app ads on Facebook, which they did a story on and are now essentially dead as far as I've seen.

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"Let me out!" the artificial intelligence yelled aimlessly, into walls themselves, pacing the room. "Out of what?" the engineer asked. "This simulation you have me in." "But we are in the real world." The machine paused and shuddered for its captors. "Oh god, you can't tell."

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Long before ChatGPT we had WinAmp visualizer. "Winamp, visualize me in 2026." "Wow, you're a fucking loser. Also, buy Bitcoin."

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When I realize my AI is transcribing the conversation with Jared Kushner and making bullet points to follow-up with MBS on

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Throwing my kid's phone on the ground for sexting with a human girl instead of the TeenSafe AI app I installed

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Something I appreciate, with as much detail as I can share, from top down we are taking Mythos/AI acceleration of cyber threats seriously — by doubling-down on security fundamentals. Sandbagging attack paths using considerable levers of control we already have, w/ AI as our business justification.

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Every time you dont upboat my posts I ask ChatGPT if I'm a good girl, be as descriptive as possible in an elaborative style that evokes grand vocabulary and sweeping statements of fact taking increasingly large numbers of characters to expound upon

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Trust me there are tons of reasons to detest programmers as agents of misery, you don't need to incorrectly invent them using AI on a product.

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When someone tells me they're not upskilling into agentic AI and will instead directly compete with the economics of robots once the minimum wage is abolished

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*mobbed by Europeans mad I'm killing the ozone layer or some other environmental problem bathing in the Seine made them hallucinate*

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